BRAND ALCHEMY
Websites, Sales Pages, Branding, Courses, Launches, Intuitive Strategy & Tech for Intentional Biz Owners
If you’re a soul-based magic maker: coach, healer, service provider, woo, or animal-based biz in need of an upgrade, take my hand.
You want to Stand Out.
You want to be Recognized for Your Brand.
You don’t want to be the same as everyone else.
I can help make that happen! 🤓
CREATIVE SOLUTIONS
WITH A TWIST
The spark of creation starts within you.
BRAND ALCHEMY
Websites, Sales Pages, Branding, Courses, Launches, Intuitive Strategy & Tech for Intentional Biz Owners
If you’re a soul-based magic maker: coach, healer, service provider, woo, or animal-based biz in need of an upgrade, take my hand.
You want to Stand Out.
You want to be Recognized for Your Brand.
You don’t want to be the same as everyone else.
I can help make that happen! 🤓
CREATIVE SOLUTIONS
WITH A TWIST
The spark of creation starts within you.
I SEE YOU....
from a ram's eye view.
You have all the magic your clients need inside of you, but maybe you’re unsure how to grow your brand, build new programs, lack systems or processes, manage your team or finances, nurture your audience, or find the hidden power up to take your website or brand to the next level.
Or maybe you have a brilliant idea for a wicked magical course or an incredible idea to help more dogs heal their life as a rescue (can we be BFFs now?), but you don’t know where to start.
It can be downright terrifying to pick the “right” tech stack to build your vision, let alone how to use each service.
If you had a magic wish machine...
I bet you’d choose to serve more people sooner than later. It’s why you need solid plans and someone to follow through.
My superpower wizard brain does the work: designing and creating things, managing the tech, strategizing, producing powerful plans and systems, and other odds and ends.
YOUR VISION









THERE'S A MYSTICAL, MAGICAL, CRAZY ASS SHIFT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. BUT YOU KNOW THAT.
You might be starting a new biz.
You might already be making six figures.
You might be struggling to grow or launch a new offering.
You might have finally realized it’s time to take your brand to the next level. Most likely, you know the service or outcome you’re looking to hire someone for; that’s why you’re here.
So I’ll skip the mega-long list of typical pain points and remedies you see on a dime-a-dozen sales pages that all sound the same. 🤯
I'm DIFFERENT than them!
I see YOUR Brand of Magic™.
THERE'S A MYSTICAL, MAGICAL, CRAZY ASS SHIFT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. BUT YOU KNOW THAT.
You might be starting a new biz.
You might already be making six figures.
You might be struggling to grow or launch a new offering.
You might have finally realized it’s time to take your brand to the next level. Most likely, you know the service or outcome you’re looking to hire someone for; that’s why you’re here.
So I’ll skip the mega-long list of typical pain points and remedies you see on a dime-a-dozen sales pages that all sound the same. 🤯
I'm DIFFERENT than them!
I see YOUR Brand of Magic™.
Are your current

being held together with duct tape and safety pins?
Let me be your crazy glue!
Every business is unique. What works for your friend may not work for you. I use intuitive strategy and my hands-on experience with different tech platforms to find your ideal setup.
You’d never guess it from looking at my website, but I’m a pretty hardcore introvert. I’ve beautifully blended all the parts of me into my brand.
Fun Matters!
It doesn’t have to be part of your brand with humor and color like mine (because that’s me being me), but it needs to be part of your biz.
People want to know the REAL you, and you can’t afford to wait until someone gets to know you to get to know you!

IT'S MY BUSINESS TO KNOW WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO NOT.
~ SHERLOCK HOLMES
ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES.

Fairy Tidings... I'm Crystal Berg
BRAND ALCHEMIST
CREATIVE VISIONARY
Impact Creator
Intuitive Strategist
Rule-Breaker

I’m the Unicorn Creatrix, a Weaver of Unicorn Mojo, Tech Witch, realm traveler, animal welfare advocate, future sanctuary founder, natural animal communicator, crazy dog lady, bunny mama, and proud mother to my entrepreneur daughter, and I am located just outside of Chicago.
If not apparent yet, I’m a HUGE lover of color, a superhero junkie, an elemental and nature spirit channeler, a proud Potter-head from the eccentric, witty, and wisdom-filled house of Ravenclaw, with a breathtaking Sparrowhawk as my Patronus, and a Holly Wood wand with a Unicorn Core wand (the wand picks the magician!).
I’m a sci-fi junkie, an honorary member of The Avengers, a fandom nerd collector, and a die-hard Supernatural fan.
I’ve been a tech entrepreneur since the age of 11 when I started building computers in my dad’s basement.
For over a decade, I’ve worked exclusively in the world of pixels supporting fellow magic makers: coaches, healers, service providers, and animal-based biz owners manifest their vision into the world.
I am an avid learner of new things and keep a pulse on the industry, what’s hot and what’s not, what’s new, learning new tech, investing in programs to keep me, and in turn you, ahead of the game, and coaching by amazing mentors.
I pride myself in delivering gorgeous, quality work that is above and beyond what the client envisioned.
I’m an intentional business owner. It’s taken a while to get there, but I live my life in flow and ease, in alignment with my goals. My days are filled with laughter and doing work I love.
A small percentage of my profits goes to various animal rescues, sanctuaries, extinction prevention efforts, and environmental charities.
With my intuitive, multi-sensory empathic gifts and Aries-led Mars-charged strategist mind, I can sense what’s behind your words and energy to pinpoint precisely where you’re struggling and the next best steps for your biz.
I invite you to join me. Let me be your guide to your next level.
HOP ON MY BACK, AND LET'S GO!!!

The Unicorn IS Male Creativity
The Creatrix IS Feminine Creativity
Living with fearless expression, I have merged the two and passionately unleashed my authentic, wildly creative, colorful self into the world without fear of what the muggles may say.
Everything I create comes from a deeply intuitive place of sacred inspiration.
A true expression of my soul spark, marinated in glitter, filled with honesty, integrity, and purpose, rolled up in FUN!!
I’ve got a super unique sense of humor, a tell-it-how-it-is personality, and a supportive and nurturing nature. If I had to sum myself up in one word, it’d be…

Blending the Big Picture & the Tiny Details is Just One of My Superpowers.
I believe in Co-Creative Connections and firing up clients’ unique creative spark.
I thrive on finding unique ways to solve problems.
Solutions tend to appear out of the corner of my eye like magic.
It’s been said you can see the gears in my head moving ten steps ahead while someone is still telling me their needs or problem.
I’ll bust out a plan to confidently design and build whatever we’re manifesting for you to expand your magical movement in the world.
Blending the Big Picture & the Tiny Details is Just One of My Superpowers.
I believe in Co-Creative Connections and firing up clients’ unique creative spark.
I thrive on finding unique ways to solve problems.
Solutions tend to appear out of the corner of my eye like magic.
It’s been said you can see the gears in my head moving ten steps ahead while someone is still telling me their needs or problem.
I’ll bust out a plan to confidently design and build whatever we’re manifesting for you to expand your magical movement in the world.

When you invest in ME and my Unicorn Mojo™, I’ll take your already super cool stuff and make it amazeballs!
WHAT MATTERS TO YOU MATTERS TO ME.
IF WE DECIDE TO WORK TOGETHER, YOU ARE MORE THAN JUST A PROJECT TO ME.
Let's build a brand that connects, captivates, and converts.
A Brand that is YOU!
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Client & Team Onboarding/ Nurturing

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Client & Team Management
Biz Org & Systems
Wizard Financial Management
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify, or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things. They push the human race forward.
While some may see them as crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
Lester Bangs, Almost Famous
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